underoos
This morning i left my underwear on the floor in the bathroom and didn’t realize it till i was at work. For hours i worried about what everyone would say when i got home “hey dumpass, you left your smelly ass boxers on the floor!” “That’s not where we leave our dirty laundry you idiot!” etc to the point i was in a panic. When i returned home and went to the bathroom they were right where i left them, next to the shower, except now it was covered in another 4 peoples shower water and smelled like mildew. So i left them there for someone else to clean up and came to the realization that me and people i live with are all frigg’n slobs.
