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FDR American badass is officialy the best movie I have ever seen.I laughed, I cried (because I was laughing so hard), I watched werewolve hitler play beer pong with a topless chick

So for the past month work has been so crazy that I”ve been going to work then going straight to bed then waking up and going to work. Why did no one tell me real life sucked so hard ?!?!

So I decided that this world is full of idiots. I was having a hard time on if they were dumb or not till I saw a lady argue with the workers at subway because they didn’t make her sandwich right, now if I’m not mistaken they put what you ask for on the sandwiches right in front of you but this lady waited till she was half done with her sub to complain. Either she’s a total witch or she’s just reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaallllllyyyyyy dumb but either way she was an idiot.

Ok, now all we have to do is beat the ravens, eagles, cowboys, and I think the browns then we have to hope the giants continue0 to loose like they did to us and we get to be in the playoffs for the first time since 2007……………woot

Today feels wonderful, like …a rainbow wrapped in a screaming orgasm!

So, i haven’t been on tumblr in figfrag’n foreva and i feel bad for all you people who still for some reason folllow my dumpass and all the other dumpasses on here, so here’s a little something.

                              -BTR

This morning i left my underwear on the floor in the bathroom and didn’t realize it till i was at work. For hours i worried about what everyone would say when i got home “hey dumpass, you left your smelly ass boxers on the floor!” “That’s not where we leave our dirty laundry you idiot!” etc to the point i was in a panic. When i returned home and went to the bathroom they were right where i left them, next to the shower, except now it was covered in another 4 peoples shower water and smelled like mildew. So i left them there for someone else to clean up and came to the realization that me and people i live with are all  frigg’n slobs.